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✦ Soft tees for people not born yesterday ✦

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FAQs

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, genuinely comfortable materials for all our tees. Our shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s lightweight, breathable, and easy to layer. Soft enough to live in. Durable enough to survive your day.

The modern unisex fit is lightly shaped, not boxy, with a relaxed crew neckline. The slight stretch in the material bounces back after countless washes and wears. Truly good for men and women!

Bella+Canvas products are manufactured in an eco-friendly, ethical way. They’re a Fair Labor Association member and WRAP certified — which means you can feel good about what you’re wearing.

Fabric blends can vary by color (the details are listed on each product page), but comfort is non-negotiable.

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.

Do you use AI?

Sure we do. As a tool, an assistant, and sometimes just as something we yell at.

But all of these shirts are designed by a human being. Just so you know.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email with a special little number so you can follow your package’s journey all the way to your doorstep.

Refresh it as often as you need. We won’t judge.

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Soft, Quality Tees

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ethically made in WRAP-certified factories.

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