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    What materials are your products made of?

    We use high-quality, genuinely comfortable materials for all our tees. Our shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s lightweight, breathable, and easy to layer. Soft enough to live in. Durable enough to survive your day.

    The modern unisex fit is lightly shaped, not boxy, with a relaxed crew neckline. The slight stretch in the material bounces back after countless washes and wears. Truly good for men and women!

    Bella+Canvas manufactures its products in the U.S. and internationally in humane, sustainable facilities. They’re part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified — which means you can feel good about what you’re wearing.

    Fabric blends can vary by color (the details are listed on each product page), but comfort is non-negotiable.

    Where are you located?

    We’re proudly U.S.-based, and our shirts are made and printed in the USA (Florida and Texas, if you’re into specifics).

    For our international people — we see you — we’ve partnered with printers around the globe so your order gets to you quickly, without a six-week existential journey.

    Do you use AI?

    Sure we do. As a tool, an assistant, and sometimes just as something we yell at.

    But all of these shirts are designed by a human being. Just so you know.

    Do you ship internationally?

    Absolutely. We ship worldwide, because feelings (and dark humor about them) are not geographically restricted.

    Shipping rates vary depending on where you live, so take a quick look at our shipping policy for the specifics. We promise it’s less complicated than your inner monologue.

    Will I get a tracking number for my order?

    Yes. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email with a special little number so you can follow your package’s journey all the way to your doorstep.

    Refresh it as often as you need. We won’t judge.