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FAQ's
Where are you located?
We’re proudly U.S.-based, and our shirts are printed in the USA (Florida and Texas, if you’re into specifics).
For our international people — we see you — we’ve partnered with printers around the globe so your order gets to you quickly, without a six-week existential journey.
Do you ship internationally?
Absolutely. We ship worldwide, because feelings (and dark humor about them) are not geographically restricted.
Shipping rates vary depending on where you live, so take a quick look at our shipping policy for the specifics. We promise it’s less complicated than your inner monologue.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes. Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking email with a special little number so you can follow your package’s journey all the way to your doorstep.
Refresh it as often as you need. We won’t judge.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, genuinely comfortable materials for all our tees. Our shirts are printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s lightweight, breathable, and easy to layer. Soft enough to live in. Durable enough to survive your day.
The retail fit works for casual hangs and semi-presentable outings. Classic crew neck. Clean lines. No weird boxy situation. And the tear-away label means nothing scratchy trying to ruin your mood.
Bella+Canvas manufactures its products in the U.S. and internationally in humane, sustainable facilities. They’re part of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified — which means you can feel good about what you’re wearing, even if the shirt itself is about spiraling.
Fabric blends vary by color (the details are listed on each product page), but comfort is non-negotiable.