I had potential.

Be Patient. I'm from the 1900s.

Unreliable Narrator

I Know What You Did For A Klondike Bar

OLD AF if your back goes out more than you do.

Don't tell Mom.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

You made that look difficult.

This is why I wanted to stay in the car.

Relax. I'm hilarious.

If we get caught... I don't speak English