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I had potential.
WAIT. I'M OLD PEOPLE NOW?
WORLD DOMINATION IS HARD.
Be Patient. I'm from the 1900s.
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Assume the worst...
OLD AF if your back goes out more than you do.
IF I SHENAN ONCE... I'LL SHENANIGAN
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