"Most comfortable shirt in my drawer." - Edward A.
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FECK.
Don't make me honest.
DON'T BE A SOUPFORK
Cheese and Consequences
Calm your tits.
The Elusive Mitchfoot
The Only Self-Driving Car I trust
If I bite (Pirhanna)
Your faith in my competence makes me laugh.
Young once. Immature forever.
I thought I'd know more stuff by now.
Still don't know what I'm doing.
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Be Patient. I'm from the 1900s.
I Know What You Did For A Klondike Bar
Unreliable Narrator
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