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Duck Duck GOOSE
Good morning. Please lower your expectations.
Per My Last Nerve... NO
I do not share your urgency
Still works. Makes noises.
I speak fluent nonsense
This is why I wanted to stay in the car.
Raised on Cartoons and Sarcasm
Oh no! I'm devastated!
Ladies, this is as handsome as I get.
The assassins have failed
WELL SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME
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SKULL AND CROSSBONES WINK
Assume the worst...
WORLD DOMINATION IS HARD (Crown)
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