If the shoe fits, deny everything.

If the shoe fits, deny everything.

Black / S
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If the shoe fits, deny everything.

If the shoe fits, deny everything.

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Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 — ridiculously soft, built to last, and comfortable enough to become the shirt you accidentally wear three days in a row. Sleep in it, work out in it, wear it all day. All three if you're nasty.

✓ Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton

✓ Modern unisex fit — lightly shaped, not boxy, with a relaxed crew neckline. Runs slightly small; size up if between sizes.

✓Tear-away tag!

✓ Made, designed, and printed in the U.S.A.

✓30-day happiness guarantee

Wash and Care

To preserve the softness, color, and fit of your Bella + Canvas apparel, machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with like colors.

Turn garments inside out and use a mild detergent (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart).

Only use non-chlorine bleach when necessary and avoid fabric softeners.

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Washing Steps

  • Turn inside out: Protects the outer fabric and any printed designs from friction.
  • Cold water: Prevents color fading and limits shrinkage (shrinking is guaranteed to stay under 5%).
  • Gentle cycle: Keeps the fibers from breaking down.
  • Mild detergent: Harsh soaps can strip pigment-dyed tones and degrade the cotton/poly blends.
  • No softeners: Fabric softeners can coat the fibers and interfere with the shirt's natural breathability.

Drying Steps

  • Air dry: Hang drying is the best method to preserve the shape and extend the lifespan of the shirt.
  • Machine dry: If you use a dryer, set it to the lowest heat setting (tumble dry low). Remove the shirt while it is still slightly damp to prevent stress on the fabric.

Ironing & Extras

  • Ironing: Use a medium or warm iron, but always keep the shirt inside out. Never iron directly over screen prints or designs.
  • Steaming: A fabric steamer is an excellent alternative to smooth out wrinkles.
  • Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean these garments.

For further details check the official Bella + Canvas Garment Dye Care Guide.

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Enjoy our actually comfortable tees! Skin-friendly, breathable, and built to last. They even have easy tear-away tags!

Designed for real life. Wear it while listening to vinyl, ignoring everyone else… or snacks. We don’t judge.

Our designs intentionally use less heavy ink so you can feel the shirt beneath the funny.

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Buying a shirt shouldn't require a leap of faith.

If the fit isn't right or something goes sideways with your order, tell us. We've got a30 Day 'No Regrets' Guarantee and actual humans on the other end of the email.

FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.