"Most comfortable shirt in my drawer." - Edward A.
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DAMMIT I was having such a good DREAM
Bring it, Chatbots
Would Not Recommend This Brain
Even Baddies Get Saddies
No The Building Block of Happiness
Gen-X Complaint Department
Team Player
Once in a while, Here I am.
Different shirt, same day.
i love that for you.
All News is THE ONION Now
This Face Was Meant For Radio
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Just Don't.
I'm the adult now?
I'm not short, I'm down to earth.
HOW DID THIS GET ON MY PERMANENT RECORD?