"Most comfortable shirt in my drawer." - Edward A.
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1/5 - I should have stayed in the car
Stable Through Science
My Life is a ... Drinking Game
I'm not the MOST dumbest
Dance When No One is Looking
Constantly Baffled
Chemical Optimism
Professional Indoorist
At Least I'm Funny Now
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
Whatever. Nevermind.
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Everybody's got their thing
You only live once
We don't lick people
Time heals - Get in line